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people who say ‘lets do this’ – please don’t do that :- alan bennett

recreate a challenge on the crystal maze by going to the all night garage and ask the member of staff to go and retrieve various... Read More

the more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap……..stay safe, eat cake   :- anonymous

social media companies influence how people think and behave without them even being aware of it. this has far-reaching adverse consequences on the functioning of... Read More

i once wrote a song about a tortilla – actually it was more of a wrap – paul mccartney

when you put the cat out, always use a high-quality fire extinguisher  – mrs trellis

I bought the A4 pad from may’s shop like I always do and wrote ‘on it’ on it – on the front of it. Then... Read More

one afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring... Read More

roses are red, violets are blue, i’m schizophrenic and so am I – oscar levant

why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? – al mcguire