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steven wright

claustrophobia

i am having an mri scan next week to see if i suffer from claustrophobia :- steven wright
26
May 2018

ink

how do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink? – steven wright
01
September 2017

pig

a pig always sleeps on its right side – steve wright
18
March 2014

live forever

i intend to live forever – so far, so good – steven wright
18
March 2014

speed of light

if you were driving a vehicle at the speed of light and you put your lights on, would anything happen – steven wright
18
March 2014

nobel peace prize

i’d kill for a nobel peace prize – steven wright
18
March 2014

weasels

eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines steven wright
18
March 2014
Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. Spearhead // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon