steven wright

i am having an mri scan next week to see if i suffer from claustrophobia :- steven wright

how do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink? – steven wright

a pig always sleeps on its right side – steve wright

i intend to live forever – so far, so good – steven wright

if you were driving a vehicle at the speed of light and you put your lights on, would anything happen – steven wright

i’d kill for a nobel peace prize – steven wright

eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines steven wright