Category

anon

subliminal

i have never seen subliminal advertising – anon
23
July 2017

lard

my grandad was once ill with a winter chill, so my mum rubbed lard into his back. he went down hill very fast after that
18
March 2014

synchronised

if one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too – anon
18
March 2014

moose

0.3% of all accidents in canada involve a moose – anon
18
March 2014

slpeling

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. aoccdrnig to rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy,... Read More
18
March 2014

peas

give peas a chance – campaign for vegetable disarmament
13
March 2014

special effect

reality is the best special effect of all time
13
March 2014

peacefully

when i die, i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car. –... Read More
13
March 2014

armagedon

ok so i can’t spell armagedon, its not the end of the world – anon
03
December 2013
Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. Spearhead // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon