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the unidentified

crystal maze

recreate a challenge on the crystal maze by going to the all night garage and ask the member of staff to go and retrieve various... Read More
11
March 2019

kidnap

the more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap……..stay safe, eat cake   :- anonymous
27
January 2019

claustrophobia

i am having an mri scan next week to see if i suffer from claustrophobia :- steven wright
26
May 2018

social media

social media companies influence how people think and behave without them even being aware of it. this has far-reaching adverse consequences on the functioning of... Read More
28
January 2018

tortilla

i once wrote a song about a tortilla – actually it was more of a wrap – paul mccartney
04
January 2018

cat

when you put the cat out, always use a high-quality fire extinguisher  – mrs trellis
17
October 2017

ink

how do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink? – steven wright
01
September 2017

subliminal

i have never seen subliminal advertising – anon
23
July 2017

on it

I bought the A4 pad from may’s shop like I always do and wrote ‘on it’ on it – on the front of it. Then... Read More
30
June 2017

fire

one afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring... Read More
23
January 2017
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Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. Spearhead // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon